My name is uid0 and I'm a gambling addict

Just to clear up a few details: Freerolls are tournaments without buy-in, which means it costs absolutely nothing to play. Depending on skill level and number of players it may take up to a couple of hours, and since I somehow busted my back by catching a cold (?) I'm not going to work tomorrow, so a few hours playing poker online won't hurt when there is a slight chance of winning money.

I enjoy the game and get an adrenaline rush every time I place risky bets or go all-in, but I have no intention what so ever to make this a full time job or to spend all my hard earned cash trying to win back previous month's hard earned cash - that would just place me in a downward spiral leading to my own destruction.

So, if you notice me getting all crazy and spending way too much time and money on gambling of any kind, please do not hesitate to grab me by the arm and shake me about a little.